Audio: Too $hort's Hannukah Song
Too $hort's Hannakuh song
Too $hort will see your "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" and your animated How The Grinch Stole Christmas spoof, rappers, and raise you 8 nights of lights and gifts with his brand new hannakuh song. There is some debate about the title of the track, which was leaked to TMZ--who also whipped up this lovely photo montage of $hort-dog in menorah mode--some sources have it listed as the family-friendly "Festival of Lights," some with "Judah Macca BIATCH" which sounds less palsuible but does sound more like $hort, somehow. Whatever you want to call it, "Too $hort's Hannakuh Song" ought to be enough to sell this song. If that don't do it, the fact that "Frying latkes" are the first 2 words of a Too $hort song should seal the deal. Stream below and say a prayer that Shyne and Rick Ross don't get wind of this trend.
[audio:https://www.okayplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/too-shorts-hanukkah-song.mp3|titles=Too $hort - Hannakuh Song]