LL Cool J Explained the Meaning of “Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag” & You’ll Probably Never Be Able to Listen to The Song Again
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Let’s get LL on Genius ASAP.
Over the weekend, LL Cool J took to Twitter to correct some misinterpreted bars he had seen on lyric sites.
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He started with “Headsprung,” an unintentionally hilarious verse in its own right. Subsequently, he went into the archives to prove that at some point he was, in fact, called Big Elly.
Head sprung intro.. FYI.
They call me “Big Elly”
“a bit silly”but BIG money”
“BIG really”💰When I’m sliding in the Martin (Aston) you hear me.🔈🎶🔈I be slicing w/ these bars so you fear me. Lemme RIP it up for cuz in the back. 💪🏾
Lemme flip I put a buzz “🔫” in your hat.— LLCOOLJ. (@llcoolj) September 20, 2019
Then, he moved on to his now-infamous verse on Craig Mack’s “Flavor in Ya Ear” remix.
IsssssSHEeeeeeee BlowTicious….
(can she get busy?)💋🍆
Ski “V”.
(Car rides smooth like it’s on skis)….
Delicious …
Give me cous cous “💦 🍑 “
Love me good. ❤️💪🏾
Mmmm damm! Hollis to Hollywood ?
( sexin the whole trip)
but is he good ? Lol
— LLCOOLJ. (@llcoolj) September 20, 2019
Things were getting weird enough before started to explain “Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By Buildings,” one of the singles from his 14 Shots to the Dome album.
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That’s where things took a hard left turn into the abyss.
Waiting on you to explain Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings… pic.twitter.com/lHVpilk0yC
— Vanessa (@MsVNyce) September 21, 2019
“Pink Cookies in a plastic bag ”
is when you literally turn the 🍑💦 inside out.
(looks like pink cookies lol)
Getting “crushed by buildings”.
Is standing/carrying your (sex) partner
then tossing them on the bed at the HEIGHT of the “O” 💦😲🤯🥰
— LLCOOLJ. (@llcoolj) September 22, 2019
Yeah. So, unless we’re reading this wrong, according to LL “Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By Buildings” is about Rectal Prolapse. (Here is a totally safe for work site explaining what that is. We encourage you not to Google Image any of this.)
Of course, fans of LL on Twitter were disturbed by this.
I used to love this song as a kid, and now I don’t know how to feel pic.twitter.com/g8XnF3G9vY
— Candi 💜💖🏁 (@Candi_619) September 22, 2019
Sounds like prolapse
— Black Hokage (@reign_beau_) September 22, 2019
Interestingly enough, LL gave a very different meaning of “Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By Buildings two years ago while appearing on Drink Champs. That story was much more PG.
LL says — for some god-forsaken reason — there are more song breakdowns to come.
