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Big Ghost does his Justin Timberlake - The 20/20 Experience Review

Ayo whattup you back in the presence of the almighty Galaxy Knuckles aka the illustrious Phantom Raviolis or the grand imperial Cocaine Biceps live in the flesh namsayin. You might also kno the god as the immortal divine Spartacus Deluxe aka Shampoo Bracelets the panty melter aka the mighty Hands Of Zeus aka the infinite powerful Thor Molecules n better known to yall as the world famous Big Ghost. Peace to the okayplayer family for bringin the god back like Jordan IIIs. But yo…once again yall gotta heed these legal shits first…

Disclaimer:

The views n what have you in this muthafucka is all my owns…so that aint in no way a reflection of nobody other than myself n whatever else b. No other man or woman or child represented heretofore n such hereby is sharin the opinion of the gentleman who be sayin the shit contained within namsayin. This muthafucka do be containin foul language n shit that might offend small children n old people n shit too. It should be noted by all those who is present today here today before God that yall here on ya own accord n if anybody not cool wit that they should leave now or forever hold they peace…

n now without no further shit ado lets see whether or not the white boy still got it….

Ayo I be rootin for Justin namsayin. I was happy to hear that son was comin back after it had been announced a few months ago outta the blue n shit nahmean. He been missin from the scene for SEVEN years b…. Son even let another Justin come thru n scoop up his mononym n shit. I mean who takes 7 years off yo? Thats how much time Dre took off between The Chronic n the 2001 joint. Like who else besides Dre would do some shit like that tho son? Thats damn near offensive. Thing is when Dre came back a lot of muthafuckas was shocked that son had actually delivered another classic. Not that Im tryin to compare one of the founding members of NWA to a dude who got his start on the Mickey Mouse Club n was in a boy band wit the announcer from Family Feud, a closet homosexual (nothin against gay folk), a grown man who still goes by the name “JC” n probably the most douchebag lookin douchebag to ever walk the planet aka this muthafucka…

JC

Son looked like the poster child for serial date rape n shit…I actually no joke wanna take a butter knife n stab this muthafucka thru his eyes n shit b…but thats a whole nother story yo. So lets get into this shit…

1. “Pusher Love Girl” – I mean…the shit is cool. Like in a interlude from a late 90s Prince cover band album that got looped 8 times n shit type way. There aint no reason on Gods green earth why this joint needs to be this fuckin long tho namsayin. Kno how much shit I coulda been done before this song wrapped? I coulda painted a bedroom n still had time to imagine crane kickin Tyga in the throat (Fuck you Tyga) from the time I had pressed play on this shit to when it was over. Aint like the song is wack but it dont JUSTIFY this length at all n shit.

Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z

2. “Suit & Tie” feat. Jay-Z – Man this shit toooooo elegant. I still dont get why muthafuckas was on some disappointed shit after this dropped. Yeah yeah yeah I get it…it aint exactly Cry Me A River or SexyBack but shit still serves its purpose n what have you nahmean. You really gotta listen to this shit on some decent speakers tho cuz it wont sound dope playin on ya iphones off youtube n shit like that namsayin. So much finesse. This shit be sparklin on some Superfly shit ike Curtis Mayfield blessed this joint hisself… N**gas got xylophones n harps n shit cascadin across this muthafucka. Hov aint exactly bring that Crazy In Love type fire but he aint exactly sleepwalk thru the shit neither. I mean aint like son was pose to body the muthafucka on some Resevoir Dogs shit…its a classy affair yo. Grow up b. N**gas got on bow ties n aint een sellin bean pies n definitely aint tryin to wish death on blue eyed devils on this record namsayin. Shit is for n**gas wit concierges.

Kanye ain't even mad

3. “Don’t Hold The Wall” – Not gon lie yo…this shit boring as fuck. On a scale of 1 to Sideline Story on the boredom scale this shit was venturin deep as fuck into the sleepiest abysses of Cole World territory nahmean. Jermaine Cole hisself probably got all types of hype to this joint like the HOT NOW light jus came on at Krispy Kremes n shit. Shit only came alive like 5 minutes in when the beat had switched up n shit. Thats a hell of a time investment tho my n**ga.

Ain't Nobody Got Time Fo DAT

Of course Timbo husky ass all over this joint remindin you who produced the track. Its like SON…take a muthafuckin break from tryin to turn all these shits into duets yo! “Da-da-dance…dont dont hol the wohl….” Im sayin chill you ol pack of hot dogs neck havin was-fat-then-got-swole-then-got-fat-again attention seekin ass muthafucka… Its all love tho.

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Comments

  • http://www.facebook.com/thewallyclark Wally Clark

    Quotables throughout

  • http://twitter.com/besez Erik Z

    Been a while since i cried laughing tho

  • http://twitter.com/missmedidijah dijah la garveyistaღ

    My attention span aint built for this album b

  • Lord B

    Yo, I liked the funny review and all namsayin BUT dude was ramblin, skip, skip, skip ah the end. whatever tho I kinda agree wit him but not really.

  • Manasou

    Speak English!

    • illadelphonics

      i don’t think you understand the concept of all his reviews.. this is ENLGISH! lol

    • Flexanimous

      ey yo you never seen conversational english put to type before
      not enough downvotes for this bullshit

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.fulk Brandon Fulk

      Are you fucking serious? The entire point of Big Ghost is his ability to replicate Ghostface’s steez.

  • http://www.facebook.com/major.reed Major W. Reed

    Son, this review was 173 minutes too long yo. But I let Thor molecules ride on this one nahmean?

  • Marie

    I haven’t even listened to it, but something told me it wouldn’t be worth it. I wish Robin Thicke would drop an album!

    • am

      Yeah that suit and tie sounds like a Robin Thicke song. That last album put out a couple of years ago people slept on that.

  • Flexanimous

    the god delivers AGAIN

  • htownrep24

    Timbaland continuing to spit that “vocal struggle juice” LMFAO!

  • djtakesnorequests

    comedy . ayo top 10 wackest N*#gas , please

  • infemous

    as someone who has a lot of phlegm stored in the sides of my mouth for the off chance aubrey graham walks within range I actually fux wit strawberry bubblegum the mostest. i also like don’t hold the wall a lot. I gotta admit tho that after that i started snoozin.. lyrics not quite up to par tho.. really wish he had a breakup or somethin bad happen in his life just so he could come with some lyrical dynamite… his life too comfortable namsayin?

    ima be real i fux wit timbo doin his real old shit again. better than that nelly furtado shit he was doin some years back that got played out.

  • CHiCO

    bow down to da gawd

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=504849887 Dan Holley

    This is one of the best reviews I have ever read. Enjoyed it TOO MUCH!

  • http://www.facebook.com/monica.gibbs.art Moni Artsbbig

    Funny, although when Kendrick Lamar dropped the two songs in one, his made sense. You just can’t be doing that to do it. Otherwise, this is probably more entertaining than JC’s album :-)

  • Tbonelou

    This review was annoying as hell! The album got better the more i listened. Some Grown Folks shit on the slow jams. JT got more SOUL on stage than a lot of young brothas tho.

  • Will

    Idk what throwing J.cole in this has anything to do with anything… smh

    • equerry

      You’re mad.

  • eesh

    lmao too funny. I love the pictures. I’m gonna buy it tho.

  • http://twitter.com/KingSesame King $£$am€

    classic reviews like always big fan here!

  • Lucy

    Im sayin chill you ol pack of hot dogs neck havin
    was-fat-then-got-swole-then-got-fat-again attention seekin ass
    muthafucka… Its all love tho.- BWAHAHAHHA

  • FrostBiteMe

    I”m in LOVE!! Why are you so damn funny *real tears*