OKP Exclusive: Big Ghost Breaks Down The 2nd Presidential Debate

Eddie "STATS" Imported from Detroit.

2 Candidates Enter: Big Ghost breaks down 2nd Obama v. Romney Presidential Debate

Ayo whattup you now in the presence of the majestic divine ovary injector n panty melter…the grand imperial Cocaine Biceps aka Phantom Raviolis aka the illustrious Hands of Zeus…otherwise known as the one n only Big Ghost namsayin. Now normally I aint the type to be dabblin in no politics n shit…that aint really ya boys area of expertise like that nahmean. I aint really up on that governmental shit. Or lets jus say that was the case at one time nahmean. I been tryin to wet my feet in that pool for a minute yo. Bein that as I continue to grow as both a muthafuckin man first n foremost n as a what niggas been referrin to as one of the greatest writers n thinkers of our times n whatever…I started to feel as tho it was my obligation as also jussa member of this society in various forms n fashions n whatever whatever to seek the light of knowledge n righteousness for not only myself…but for muthafuckas ey’where namsayin. So the first step for me was I was gon stop allowin decisions to be made on my own behalfs n shit. So I was peepin the debate from last night…and yo word is bond…that shit started to make a lot a sense to the god all a sudden b. What I did right…was I got the actual transcripts n I studied that shit to allow me to manifest my purpose n shit yo. Then I took the shit that I felt that niggas needed a better comprehension of n I flipped that into some words n shit that regular muthafuckas could actually understand namsayin. More important than that…I wanted to trim the fat n give you the straight talk behind what these niggas is sayin b. Cuz its almost like they speakin another language sometimes nahmean. I mean like…how regular folk really really pose to understand what em dudes is sayin b? Lemme give you a example yo.

The first question was from this little snow nigga in the audience n shit.  Son seemed kinda nervous but he got his shit off n caught his little shine n whatever.

Q: What can you say to reassure me, and more importantly my parents, that I will be able to sufficiently support myself after I graduate?

Mitt Romney: What we have to do is two things:

1) make it easier for kids to afford college.
2) make sure that when they get out of college, there’s a job.

Now what this nigga really sayin is we gotta

1) make it easier for these little niggas to get they nut
2) make it so when they ready to get that nut they aint gotta try n suck they own dick

Then Mitt said…

I know what it takes to create good jobs again. I know what it takes to make sure that you have the kind of opportunity you deserve. 

What Mitt was sayin is he kno how to get OTHER muthafuckas help you get that nut. He BEEN gettin his nut n he wanna help you get that nut too. Swear that nigga talk like he a pimp tho.  Then the president answered that same question…

The most important thing we can do is to make sure that we are creating jobs in this country, but not just jobs.  Good paying jobs.

Now what he sayin is he kno how to help niggas get they nut too (pause). But he aint jus want us to settle for no regular nut…he wanna look out n help muthafuckas get the best nut possible. So in other words we aint jus gotta settle for hoes. My nigga.
Next question…

Q: We’re looking at a situation where 40% of the unemployed have been unemployed for 6 months or more, what about those who are unemployed and need a job right now.

MR: I put out a five point plan that gets Americans 12 million new jobs in 4 years, and rising take home pay.

Translation: Yall chill. I got this. Not only is we gon eat…but its gon be gravy on the food b.

BO: Governor Romney says he’s got a five point plan? Governor Romney doesn’t have a five point plan, he has a one point plan. And that plan is to make sure that folks at the top play by a different set of rules.

Translation: That nigga lyin yo. Only thing he gon ensure yall muthafuckas is he gon be dickin down dimes while we settle for some two dollar hoes.

Q: In what new ways do you intend to rectify the inequalities in the workplace, specifically regarding females making only 72% of what their male counterparts earn?

BO: Women are increasingly the breadwinners in the family. This is not just a women’s issue, this is a family issue, this is a middle class issue. And that’s why we’ve got to fight for it. It also means that we’ve gotta make sure that young people are able to afford a college education. We’ve expanded Pell Grants for millions of people, including millions of young women. We did it by taking 60 billion dollars that was going to banks and lenders as middlemen for the student loan program and said lets just cut out the middleman. Let’s just give the money directly to students. And as a consequence, we’ve seen millions of young people be able to afford college, and that’s gonna make sure that young women are gonna be able to compete in that marketplace. We’ve gotta make sure that, in every walk of life, we do not tolerate discrimination. 

Transaltion: More n more dudes jus dont wanna work nahmean. So if niggas wanna make it so that they lady can be the ones to put the food on the table so that niggas can get they Madden on n smoke they little herb n shit to help ease they stresses n clear they minds n whatever…then we gotta grow that tree by plantin the seeds early b. But its mad important that we train these broads while they still young enough to not kno no better son. So what we gon do? We gon hit em wit consignment. We gon put that work in they hand n be like aight now you got that gusto…you the man now ma. Hold ya dick n go get that paper. You aint gotta deal wit the man who get it from the man who get it from the man who get it from the man or none of that… We done cut out the supplier n now you gon deal straight wit the nigga who grow that shit. What that do? That gon bring out the rival niggas who go wanna eat ya food ma. But if you ready to get that bread you gon hold ya own n smack em niggas for even breathin the air thats within 5 feet of you namsayin. Bust ya gun if you got to.You gotta make sure niggas understand that even if you aint got no dick ya nuts still hang lower than the ones they claim they got ma.

MR: Important topic. And one that I learned a great deal about. Particularly when I was serving as governor of my state. Because I had the chance to pull together a cabinet, and all the applicants seemed to be men, And I went to my staff and said how come all the people for these jobs are all men? And they said well, these are the people that have the qualifications. And I said well, gosh, can’t we…can’t we find some..some women that are also qualified? And so we took a concerted effort to go out and find women who had backgrounds, who could qualify to be members of our cabinet. I went to a number of women’s groups and said could you help us find folks? And they brought us whole binders full of women. I was proud of the fact that after I staffed my cabinet, mine had more women in senior leadership positions than any other state in America. One of the reasons I was able to get so many good women to be a part of that team is because I recognized that if you’re going to have women in the workforce, sometimes they have to be more flexible. 

Translation: Word. I fucks wit that issue. At one time I was workin my way up to head nigga in charge where I was at… I had my own little thing thing put together n whatever namsayin. So we at the crib gettin ready to go to the spot n I was like yo why its all dicks up in here…where my hoes at? So I seen my my main dude n asked him bout the situation n he said wasnt no hoes that wanted to fuck wit us like that no more. So I was like yo..we cant get no jumpoffs? Im sayin it dont even gotta be no dime pieces my nigga…you tellin me we cant pull jus some regular ol basic bitches yo? So I was like fuck it then…I asked around n got that shit poppin. At the end of the day…I had more bitches than any other nigga in the country yo. One reason was I had called up this one broad who was known to keep a stable of thoroughbreds n I rushed her spot like yo…you aint jus gon cut me outta some shit that I be LETTIN you have ma. You gotta kno when its time to pay the piper n bitch Im here to collect. She was like Daddy…I got you. Who you want? We got binders daddy. So Im like bitch… I want all em hoes…. n they had better be flexible.

Anyways yo….yall get the point. See after watchin that shit I felt like my eyes was more open n whatever. But now…we one step closer to empowerin one of these muthafuckas to be the man for the next 4 years nahmean. So choose wisely yo. Hope this shit helped yall have a better understandin of the POLITRICKS these niggas got tucked in they hand when they performin they magic for you nahmean. One question I woulda liked somebody to ask is Mitt…how the fuck the top of ya hair jet black n the rest white as snow? Think about it yo. Its all smoke n mirrors b.

Aight peace.

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