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Stephen Colbert Continues Assault on Alex Jones with Yogurt in Another Excellent "Tuck Buckford" Sketch

Stephen Colbert Continues Assault on Alex Jones with Yogurt in Another Excellent "Tuck Buckford" Sketch

Stephen Colbert Continues Assault on Alex Jones with Yogurt in Another Excellent "Tuck Buckford" Sketch

Few have handled the ongoing legal turmoil of human brain aneurysm Alex Jones with as much poise and sure-fire hilarity as one Stephen Colbert. The Late Show host has exhibited reserved elation on recent broadcasts, but Jones’ imminent downfall is providing too much material to side-step. The unhinged Info Wars screamer’s latest crusade was a particularly fruitful find for Colbert and his now recurring “Tuck Buckford” routine.

Like Jones, Buckford’s a lady’s man with a reported 22,000 “kissing time” engagements by the age of 12, dwarfing Jones’ 150 by 16. But it’s Jones’ hardline on Chobani (suing him for claiming the company was spreading “crime and tuberculosis” in an Idaho town) really sets the two apart. According to Tuck, the Soros-owned Greek yogurt giant is hiding something down there with the fruit at the bottom. Notably, that a company believes “access to nutritious, delicious yogurt made with only natural ingredients is a right, not a privilege.” And that the fermented breakfast item is “a natural gamma ray shield to keep the Clinton foundation from reading your dreams,” promptly applying a thick coat to his forehead and hair.

Lather up and watch at your own discretion below, good people.



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