By now you should all be more than familiar with walking, talking human turd-turned-troll, Martin Shkreli. It was Shkreli that first made headlines for jacking up the price of a widely-used HIV/AIDS drug, doubling down on his “Most Hated Man In America” status (one he held exclusively up until the unfortunate events of November 8th) in procuring the lone copy of Wu-Tang Clan‘s Once Upon A Time In Shaolin. Oh, he’s also freshly-suspended from Twitter for harassing a Teen Vogue writer. You know, predictably-creepy behavior from a man that’s proven to be capable of little else.
But if you’re harboring any (very reasonable) ill will towards Shkreli, consider this your moment of zen for the week. Shkreli was slated to appear with fellow deplorable (and Breitbart editor,) Milo Yiannopoulos, at an event on the campus of UC Davis. Their appearance was met with heavy waves of protest, promptly cancelling whatever shit-stirring spectacle was to take place. But speaking of shit-stirring (or in this case: shit-throwing,) while having a moment with the media outside of the event, Shkreli was pelted in the face with what appeared to be a chunk of dog shit. And, of course, it was captured for all the world to see in the clip below (though he deserves far worse.)
— Frances Wang (@ABC10Frances) January 14, 2017