Okayplayer Sports: Jalen Rose Steals Patrick Ewing's TV

Lenny Kravitz, Grace Jones, Lauryn Hill, Lion Babe, Thundercat, SZA & More Rock The Afropunk Festival 2015 in Brooklyn, NY.Jalen_Rose_Patric_Ewing

So yeah, due to the aftermath of hurricane Sandy things are slow as ufck on the interwebs. And due to my lack of internet and the trains being shut down I've been posting out of a local  bar in Bed Stuy all week. Being tipsy while the sun is at its' highest point has led me to drift from the slow crawl that is the music world and back to my first love, sports. So courtesy of #TeamWhiskey brethren Nate, here's some ish that's had me crackin' up all day. Being a 76ers fan living in Brooklyn, I'll take full advantage of any opportunity to shit on the Knicks, so hearing Jalen Rose (Go Wolverines!) get all the way Detroit and  talk of his days with the Pacers and stealing Patrick Ewing's TV from the airport is just too amazing to resist. These Grantland story time pieces are always pure comedy ("Patrick Ewing is still sweatin' now from when he played"), watch the latest one, below. And Knicks fans, please say something so I can ridicule y'all in the comments section.