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Lil Wayne - I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING II

Ayo whattup you back in the presence of the illustrious Big Ghost aka the mighty Hands Of Zeus aka the magnificent Phantom Raviolis aka Shampoo Bracelets the panty melter or the great Volcano Hands hisself aka Thor Molecules or Spartacus Deluxe…but you can call me the world famous Cocaine Biceps namsayin…Im back up inthe house of OKP one mo gain so I gotta hit yall wit that legal dsiclaimer:

The views n what have you in this muthafucka is all my owns…so that aint in no way a reflection of nobody other than myself n whatever else b. No other man or woman or child represented heretofore n such hereby is sharin the opinion of the gentleman who be sayin the shit contained within namsayin. This muthafucka do be containin foul language n shit that might offend small children n old people n shit too. It should be noted by all those who is present today here today before God that yall here on ya own accord n if anybody not cool wit that they should leave now or forever hold they peace…

Anyways I been blessed wit the opportunity to walk yall thru this new Dwayne Michael Carter joint….should be all types of heat on this muthafucka.

1. “IANAHB” – Yo I swear that even after hearin son light his shit at the start of the track I still kept checkin to see if my illegal download of this shit was legit b… Son I got a lot of respect for musicians n what have you…so big ups to whoever tickled those ivories on this shit but I hope I never accidentally hear this muthafucka ever ever ever again for as long as I live n shit… Unless ya name happen to be Nasir Jones… aint no way in hell Im fuckin wit n**gas straight rappin over nothin but a piano. No disrespect but if wanted to hear that Igor Stravinsky shit Id hang outside a YMCA n duff a old white dude for his discman b. But that wasnt eem the foulest part…I almost forgot that this the post-2007 Weezy F. So niggas gotta buckle up n get ready to ride that roller coaster of lyrical genius n be ready to wear out they rewind buttons on fiery hot bars like “I put it down like my hand hurtin.” Anyways son aint disappoint at all when he came flyin out the gate to hit us over the head wit that first line on the album… “Im in a crib butt nekkid bitch…she said my dick could be the next black president”. YOOOOOOOOOOO!! Imma need DJ Whoo Kid to rewind that shit back n fire off multiple retardedly loud gunshots n ad libs on this shit so we can fully absorb the impact of that muthafuckin poetry right there yo… swmwidfhgytijishshshlieiequeyytszvhhhhhhhhdjsjsjs BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW BLAOW BRRRRRRRRRRRATTTTTT TATATATATATATATAT OH MY GAAAAAWD…”Im in a crib butt nekkid bitch…she said my dick could be the next black president” DAAAAAAAMMMMN!! That aint all tho…theres more…son actually got in the booth n spit shit like….

“She said ‘Tunech, you the shit you need ya ass wiped’…I say ‘before you gas me up check the gas price'”…

Rick Ross Gunplay (hold me back!)

“Runnin this shit like a faucet…Farrah”…

Oh My God Oh My God

“Fuck wit me ya ass is grass…get a lawn chair”….

POTUS Obama shocked and appalled face

“If you fake put a egg in ya shoe n scramble”…

Hulk Hogan shocked and dismayed

“I stick it in her ass… like some fuckin steroids”

Bill Cosby is disgusted with you

Maaaaaaan…. Somewhere right now that n**ga Jermaine Cole noddin his head in muthafuckin approval over these bars yo.

J. Cole

2. “Curtains” (feat. Boo) – Oh good…autotune. Shit sounds like Wayne doin a impersonation of Future doin a impersonation of Wayne or some shit…

“Im gettin cake like Im Jewish…my n**ga Drake he Jewish”

>>>Purchase IANAHB2 (via iTunes)

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Comments

  • http://www.facebook.com/gelterich Geoff El Terich

    thank you Cocaine Biceps.

  • eesh

    “Tunechi back on his NOT THAT BAD shit for this track so the joint is
    goin aight til Deandre comes along n gets his little “worst rapper
    alive” on.” *dying*

  • SAMMUS

    Lmao I enjoyed reading this

  • http://www.facebook.com/demayne.ginyard Demayne Ginyard

    dope as usual

  • CT23

    Damn this is A Lil Wayne album review but some how J. Cole name ends up in the review and he’s not even on the album. Big Ghost most have a man crush on Cole because he can’t stop talking about him. Damn dog you got it bad!! By the way agree with you that Wayne album is trash

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1129514190 Josh Mishima

      Maybe because cole wack

    • eb27

      Never!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1129514190 Josh Mishima

      Ever since his album dropped he’s been horse dick.

    • eb27

      LMAO! What a gotdamn exaggeration from a blind hater.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1129514190 Josh Mishima

      Not a hater if I had all of his material. Stop stanning like a hoe.

  • http://twitter.com/LastAtlantaNatv C. Parks

    “Drake talkin tough on records is like a lotion dispenser squirtin out a couple hard chunks…its still all lotion.”

    Classic line, right here.

  • Marko Jovanovic

    You are the author? You can’t even spell properly. You are just hating for no reason. You don’t even try to understand some songs. This is like the worst article that I read, and even though some things are true, still this is just giant shit. But, I guess haters will like it for sure :)
    I don’t really think you have authority to make any review, ’cause you didn’t even buy the album. Jerk.

    • http://twitter.com/livewell614 Live Well

      He’s basically sayin there is nothing to understand about this album. It’s Wayne being random, pornographic, and using a bunch of one liner metaphors that miss more than hit.

    • http://twitter.com/livewell614 Live Well

      He’s basically sayin there is nothing to understand about this album. It’s Wayne being random, pornographic, and using a bunch of one liner metaphors that miss more than hit.

    • http://twitter.com/livewell614 Live Well

      He’s basically sayin there is nothing to understand about this album. It’s Wayne being random, pornographic, and using a bunch of one liner metaphors that miss more than hit.

    • Sean

      The joke is clearly over your head.

    • Sean

      The joke is clearly over your head.

    • Sean

      The joke is clearly over your head.

    • 9426

      I smell a dick rider…

    • MAPOS

      Get off Wayne’s dick. If anything, he’s laughing at your stupid ass defending him being a shit rapper while he drives to the bank getting richer off your sheep ass

    • http://twitter.com/iSkeptic TonyTooCool

      truth

    • http://twitter.com/Vizualize a.d.AM

      Congrats Marko. You are officially the most clueless person on the internet.

    • http://www.facebook.com/conway.alphonso.7 Conway Alphonso

      woosh

    • HoneyLove

      I read this with dude crying w/ a big ass snot bubble… smh

    • DRKiller

      wipe wayne’s dick off your ass bro.

    • The Picture Book Pusher

      Did this kid Marko Chokonadic just say that BigGhost aka Shampoo Bracelets doesn’t have authority to speak on the game? He musta been in the womb when WU originally dropped, to not know that Killa IS the authority.

  • BilderbergSuperstar

    Cocaine Biceps strikes again..

  • BilderbergSuperstar

    Cocaine Biceps strikes again..

  • BilderbergSuperstar

    Cocaine Biceps strikes again..

  • Flexanimous

    Even more scrolls? What are we to do with all this knowledge

  • Flexanimous

    Even more scrolls? What are we to do with all this knowledge

  • IamPoet

    I almost died laughing at this review…

  • http://twitter.com/Thor_Molecules_ Rare Form

    Lmfaooooooo. I thought I was the only one who noticed all Wayne raps about is skateboarding & eating pussy now. Anyway, funny shit.

  • Real Rap State Of Mind

    I gotta admit, the only reason I was psyched about this joint was because I wanted to hear what Cocaine Biceps had to say about it. Big ups to The God

  • http://twitter.com/DipoDina DipoDina

    “I think Wayne was tryin to say some deep shit here … he still found a way to squeeze in some bars bout eatin coochie tho so dont panic n think this nigga bout to start tryna kick knowledge.”

  • humphe3000

    oh damn…the god had 2 smack a wack nigga.
    hahahahaha

  • fuckcocainebiceps

    punk ass nigga tunechi killed it bruh

  • blameus

    Can’t stop laughing at “shit is like 95% 404 errors.”

  • Deejay

    This was the funniest review I have ever read in my life.

  • Socialist_Flash

    The God speaking truth as always.

  • Mikhail

    lil wayne is the greatest rapper in the world… in the hip hop community he will always be remembered as a joke

  • Rummy389

    15 tracks filled with J Cole bars I’m glad I ain’t even waste my time with it. Thanks Gawd!

  • Fafa

    These reviews are the reason I download trash albums :)

  • Los21

    I agree wit evrbody u say is wack except J Cole. I jus dnt c how u think he so wack. N the bars of his u post that u think r wack r actually nice. Well most of em

  • DJ Cam

    i have to stop reading these at work. people think i’m crazy laughin too much

  • no one likes Jon

    this review is more classic than anything wayne done in the past few years

  • Pissed off

    It annoys the shit out of me when I read the comments section and find ONE retarded motherfucker commenting on the “SPELLING”. Like people out there are really that dumb. Like there are people with no sense of humor. It just makes me not want anything to do with these people because if they cant see humor, that speaks a lot about their inteligence.