We told you, in slight disbelief, that this was coming, and here we have the first episode of MTV 2's Hip Hop Squares show. This thing was about as wild as you would imagine, with Fat Joe talking about pig's genitals, Childish Gambino calling Ghostface Killah a nerd, MGK looking like he had a little bit too much of that champagne and Peter Rosenberg adding some fuel to the dwindling fire of the Ja Rule vs. 50 Cent beef. Did the contestants even know who Tech N9ne is? Hit the jump for some bonus footage.