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Girl, Frank Ocean loves you so much he would face a scary Native American shaman-ess with no eyeballs and then accept her mission to ride hellbent for leather until he got to the spot where the outerspace meteor crashed into the badlands, and then he would walk across endless miles of prairie until he got back to your teepee to reanimate you with the radioactive marble of life. Either that, or he is a kindly doctor (male nurse?) who would take care of your kid and tell him fantastic Princess Bride-type stories to ease the pain of your death. Either way, you should probably marry him, I think that’s the bottom line here.

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