NYC: Bilal Seduces the Stage at SOB’s 4/14

Neo-Soul OG Bilal is taking the stage at SOB’s tomorrow night for not one, but two separate shows of both classic and newer material. This is necessary because the first show — which is called Ladies’ Night and takes place at 7:30pm — is, duh, strictly for the ladies. We are not even joking with this, fellas, it’s ladies only. Don’t even try it. No dudes. Not one. Not one dude.

The second show, scheduled for 10pm is strictly for dudes. Psyche! It’s called Date Night and will be a co-ed affair, giving soul fans with testosterone a chance to win their ladies back, snapping them out of the pied-piper spell Bilal cast on them in the first show with some red wine and maybe some salted caramels. Because in your world 2/14 is Valentine’s day, but in Bilal’s world not only 3/14 and 4/14 but also EVERY OTHER DAY is Valentine’s Day. Get in where you fit, more flyer info after the jump: