Too $hort will see your “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer” and your animated How The Grinch Stole Christmas spoof, rappers, and raise you 8 nights of lights and gifts with his brand new hannakuh song. There is some debate about the title of the track, which was leaked to TMZ–who also whipped up this lovely photo montage of $hort-dog in menorah mode–some sources have it listed as the family-friendly “Festival of Lights,” some with “Judah Macca BIATCH” which sounds less palsuible but does sound more like $hort, somehow. Whatever you want to call it, “Too $hort’s Hannakuh Song” ought to be enough to sell this song. If that don’t do it, the fact that “Frying latkes” are the first 2 words of a Too $hort song should seal the deal. Stream below and say a prayer that Shyne and Rick Ross don’t get wind of this trend.